ORLANDO, Florida (SNARKY) -- In a setback for one of the Internet's most popular blogs, the specter of reality intruded the blogosphere and jeopardized the postings of "Lukateake".
"I was in Orlando for a conference and had absolutely nothing to go on," said Luke Penca, author of the Lukateake web log or "blog".
Typically, business travel affords better authors an opportunity to dissect everything from beligerant cab drivers to the unfriendly skies. Even hotel stays and night-out entertainment options have been an endless supply of humor for the talented writer.
"For a city that is suppose to entertain, there was surprisingly little fodder or foibles for [Lukateake]. Everyone that I encountered was perfectly normal and helpful," said Penca. "It must be all the Seroxat that Disney is putting in the water."
However, Penca remains undaunted and vows to break the funk Orlando put him in as he phoned-in his comments for this story.
"I guess all posts can't be winners when you're getting nothing," said the pasty-white Penca. "Thank goodness, I'll soon be back in Chicago where the people are real. Oh, and they're fucking crazy."
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Technorati: Satire, Humor, Funny, Chicago, Snarky, Lukateake
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