AUSTIN, Texas (SNARKY) -- As the old addage goes, "Who needs enemies when you have have friends like this?"
On Saturday, Vice President Dick Cheney was hunting with pals in Texas when he accidentally shot one of his companions. In the face.
"Goddamnit, it's called 'duck hunting' for a reason," said a visibly shaken or having-another-heart-attack Cheney. "That old bastard [Harry] Whittington had better learn how to hit the dirt when I've got an unregistered shotgun in my cold, dead hand."
Whittington is expected to recover from his injuries. And up his campaign donation.
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In the face? "Duck" indeed! Mendacious Mouse saw the whole thing and it looked to MM that der Unter-Fuhrer took dead aim ... but then, the mouse is not called "mendacious" for no reason.
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