CHICAGO (SNARKY) -- Go ahead and mark your calendars, Sox fans ... and if you're a Sox fan, what the hell are you doing over here in the first place?
Frank Thomas, a.k.a. the Big DL, returns to Chicago on May 22nd and, assumming he's not on disabled list by then, will promptly get a baseball between the shoulder blades. That's what Ken Williams, the Sox general manager, does to idiots around these parts, ya hear?
Seriously, I can't think of a more perfect couple than these two, Thomas and Williams. They're Major League Baseball's version of the Odd Couple and, unfortunately, the barbs between the two will have to catch a two-time zone flight. Nevertheless, their war of words is the perfect distraction to the continued speculation as to the health of Kerry Wood and Mark Prior.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to head over to that bastion of MLB reporting, Myspace.com: Mark Prior's bogus profile.
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