Thursday, March 2

Pimpin' Ain't Easy, Hoin' Far Worse

CHICAGO (SNARKY) -- Big Daddy Kane was right, "pimpin' ain't easy" but it sure wasn't a cakewalk for the ho either. While a local area pimp was arraigned today, his prostitute was being buried.

Kristi Hoenig, 21, (coincidental surname?) was found stabbed to death over the weekend in suburban Addision.

More at the Chicago Tribune.

My note-to-self from the article: there's an escort service that dabbles in the flesh trade? I'm shocked, Triple E Enterprises, shocked!

We'll go out with Kane's infectious chorus:

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)


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1 comment:

Lukateake said...

I would be remiss if I didn't link to this story about Hoenig from the Chicago Tribune.