CHICAGO (SNARKY) – My beloved Iowa Hawkeyes were upset on a last second three-point shot. I immediately felt as though I had been shot. I ordered a Jager shot. Oh, and did I mention that it was just past noon on St. Patrick's Day?
Emails, text messages and voicemails went unheeded the rest of the day as I, awash in an ocean of anguish, submitted to the salve of drunkenness and let it wash me clean.
I awoke this morning with the all-too-common refrain, "I've got to make some changes in my life."
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