Tuesday, February 10

The (Very) Best of Lukateake

SANTA MONICA, CALIF. (SNARKY) -- I've succumbed to the temptation to do a "Best Of" post. Not because I feel that what I have is particularly profound but rather because I'm lazy and this is a means to an easy post.

So with that tepid lead-in building absolutely no buzz whatsoever, I present to you, humble reader, the very best of Lukateake:

10. Blog Becomes 'Unholy Bitch Mistress' After 1 Week
9. Bush Taps Groundhog for Global Warming Post
8. Man to Vigorously Defend 'Cockblocking' Accusation
7. Blogger Too Lazy to Post, Spellchcek
6. Razor Accident Claims Beard, 'Stache Clings to Life
5. Heart Attack Downgraded to Pneumonia
4. Bender Retold Through Receipts, Phone Logs
3. Sentient Tivo Records Porn
2. Man Succumbs to Omnipresent Marketing

and drumroll, please...

1. Uncle Frets Candid Conversation With Nephews

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